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April 19, 2011

Obama: Wait, There's An Election Coming Up, Right? Right. Hey, Maybe We Should Start Talking About Amnesty Then.

I'm pretty sure it's racist to believe that all Hispanics are retarded, even if you're half-black. Maybe just his white half is racist.

But, whatever.

President Obama is reviving the issue of immigration reform in the face of mounting political pressure as he readies his bid for reelection.

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[Our Campaigner in Chief said:] "The question is going to be, are we going to be able to find some Republicans who can partner with me and others to get this done once and for all, instead of using it as a political football?"

Uh-huh.


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