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April 08, 2011
Israeli "Iron Dome" Missile Defense System Is Here To Destroy Terror Rockets and Chew Bubble-Gum And It's All Out of Bubble-Gum
As we all know, because liberal Democrats tell us so, it is physically impossible to intercept a missile, and even if it were possible (which it's not), the enemy would just implement easy and cheap countermeasures, such as arming its missiles with anti-anti-ballistic-missile laser beams. You know, cinchy stuff like that.
So, stop being such stupid simpletons and stop believing everything Ronny Raygun told you.
That said, apparently the laws of physics don't work in Israel.
It had been thought that short-range rockets couldn't be intercepted, since they're in flight for such a short time.
Maybe we should move NASA there so we can take advantage of that strange defies-physics property of Israel, and start building a faster-than-light spaceship outside Tel Aviv.
Thanks to Ben, from the sidebar.