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April 06, 2011

Rebuttal To "Dear Woman" Video To Be Offered By Vince From the ShamWow Commericals

Compared to this guy, Chris Klein is a stone-cold placater.

A young model who worked as a personal assistant for Vince Shlomi--the TV pitchman responsible for the ShamWow and Slap Chop products--alleges that he wanted her to be his “love slave,” and offered to buy her eggs for $20,000 and pay her to sleep in his bed with him, according to a federal lawsuit.

Jennifer Kosinski, 23, also charges that Shlomi stalked her ex-boyfriend, used binoculars to watch her while she was on a Florida beach, and, when she sought to visit a relative stricken with cancer, he told her, “Why don’t you just see him when he’s in the grave.”

He paid her $4500 a month to be an escort, and when I say "escort," I actually mean "escort." That is, a platonic, non-sexual pretend-date. (At least according to her version of the facts; I'm a bit skeptical.)

Is she worth that? Well, click the link. She's worth something, that's for sure.

While chaperoning Shlomi at parties, Kosinski claims that she had to make sure that her boss “did not drink too much and did not get into trouble.” Shlomi, she added, did not handle alcohol well, witness his bloody February 2009 confrontation with a prostitute.

You know you're out-of-control when your escort has to keep you from fistfights with your whores.

Charlie Sheen just emailed me to say he's going to have to up his game.

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When Kosinski rebuffed Shlomi’s advances, he allegedly called her a “b*tch” and a “c**t,” specifically because she “would not tell him the ‘secret formula’ that he claims existed for her to like him in a romantic manner.”

Dear Woman,

Sell me your eggs so I can sleep with them.

Tell me the secret formula for making you love me so we can co-create you as my sex slave.

You won't?

Whore.

This whole "eggs" business is a new one on me. Like, asking for specific internal body parts is... um, Gein-ey.


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