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Overnight Open ThreadFrom the news-morons-can-use department comes: How to Pee in Public Listen up all you young whippersnappers - dudes have been going in public for millions of years so you might want to take a few lessons on technique from your elders. Well unless you enjoy getting urinating in public citations. Remember that you are either the master of your bladder or its slave. But if you truly learn these techniques and the mental disciplines behind them, you'll be able to whizz anytime, anywhere no matter how many opponents you face. But like magic the key is always misdirection - while they're busy watching your middle finger, you're busy adding their car to your own territory. Now get off my freshly-marked lawn. Importing Poverty Fifty-seven percent of households headed by an immigrant (legal and illegal) with children (under 18 ) used at least one welfare program, compared to 39 percent for native households with children (which is alarmingly high in itself). The highest rates are for families headed by an immigrant from the Dominican Republic (82 percent using welfare) and Mexico and Guatemala (75 percent).And if the poor immigrants congregate, you end up with a condensed form of poverty. The Fresno county city of San Joaquin has a higher share of children under 18 than any other California city, 41 percent compared to the state average of 25 percent. Orange Cove has the second-highest share of children. Both cities are over 95 percent Hispanic, and both have per capita incomes lower than the per capita income of Mexico, which was $10,000 in 2009, or $14,000 at purchasing power parity.Poorer than Mexico! Tina Fey: Waah, Palin Hurt Me The comedian and actress writes in her new book “Bossypants” that the impression did not bring positive attention to the show, which also stars Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan, but instead may have polarized audiences.Poor Tina - I don't know where she finds the strength to cash all those checks. What They Did Before They Became Actors What Do Conservatives Dream Of? Jerry Kroth and colleagues at the Santa Clara University investigated the dreams of 48 female graduate students and found that the conservative types are having these kinds of dreams:Of course they didn't report their findings for liberal women which I'm guessing would be pretty much the same. Except with more smugness and the conviction that they have special super meaningful dreams. The Twitter Happiness Map Best Earphones Ever? 1968 - The Commercials Myth #1: The crusades represented an unprovoked attack by Western Christians on the Muslim world.Well 'unprovoked' if you ignore the hundreds of years of consistent Islamic attacks against Christian countries before it. Actually it's a wonder that counter-attacks didn't happen sooner. The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way. Tonight's post brought to you by user friendliness: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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