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February 25, 2011

FiAF: Ancient Whore Edition

Meet Millie.

A woman who has worked as an escort since the end of the Second World War is still earning 50,000 pounds a year from her sex services - at the age of 96.

Artist's Rendering

Millie works two days a week and claims to have clients far younger than she.
And like most elderly women, she has a critical word for today's young ladies.

She told a magazine: 'Nowadays, the girls have vast boobs and skinny bodies and parade around half-naked.

'In my day, we would call those girls trollops. The industry's become mucky.

'At least I am maintaining standards. I always dress elegantly and my clients are gentlemen.'

No, they're not, Millie. But you tell 'em anyway.

Slushop thanks to Slushop Industries, Ltd. Hong Kong/ New York/ Bangor

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