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January 29, 2011

Overnight Thread-Saturday Funneh Edition [CDR M]

Aright, alright, the ONT was a bit weak on teh funneh last night so I'm bringin' a bit more tonight. If you think it still sucks, well it's obvious you haven't had enough to drink yet so go get a cold one and dive right on in to tonight's ONT!

So to begin tonight's ONT, we'll do a little math. How did I not see this before?

No, it's not racist. It's just math.

Well for tonight's musical entry, it would've been all too easy to say pick Walk Like An Egyptian
as Egypt is in the news so I decided to go a different route. It's good for a chuckle.

A German dentist is dressing to drill by ordering low-cut dresses for herself and her nurses to distract patients as she works on their teeth. Now, if this catches on here in the States, I will gladly give up my Navy Dental plan for this.
So she ordered for herself and her 10 staff similar frilled blouses in the same style with low cut cleavages and tight bodices that work like a push-up bra.

Dr Klarkowski, 41, said: "The most important thing for us is to take away the patients' fear. The sight of cleavages gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly."

I think this could help a great many businesses. Hell, it would make the DMV visit almost worth it.

This is for you papa logprof editor. This might come in handy for your new addition to the family!

Three Products Every Bachelor Has That Double As Cleaning Products. I had no idea Coke was this good at cleaning.

Here's how Hitler might've responded upon hearing of Olberdouche's firing.

I am so going to a Russian Wedding after seeing this video.

Since we talked about beer last night, how about seeing what you've had on this list. The 10 Manliest Alcoholic Drinks Of All-Time. I'm going to say right now I don't think I'll ever even get half of these. Nope. Not gonna do it.

Ah, it's always fun to watch the news cover a touchy subject. Behold the power of the MSM.

Alright, time for tonight's pop quiz. Tonight's quiz wonders How Sarcastic Are You? So do you have the snark or not?

Ok China, what's up with this!? China Used Top Gun Footage In Broadcast On Real Air Force Exercise. Seriously, you have to resort to Top Gun footage to show off your new J-10 fighter? Wow. There wasn't even anything remotely like the J-10 in Top Gun. This will not help the J-20 looks like Firefox stuff you know.

Alright, name this classic actress.

Heh. A reimagination of the song Africa by Toto to go with this video montage of carnage from Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

Ah kids say the darndest things. Ironic too.

Holy goat! Forget ninja's, these Himalayan Goats are badass!

OK, OK. Here's your Caturday submission. Jeez.

I'll end this ONT tonight with this bit of a motivational clip. Although, I have to admit, I laughed in some parts. Goodnight fellow morons, I gotta get back to work.

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