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January 19, 2011

Noted Idiot George Lucas Thinks World Will End In 2012 As Per Prophecy, Seth Rogan Says

I'm assuming the "as per prophecy" because where else do you get a specific year like 2012?

Plate tectonics? Really? After barely moving for 50,000 years you know they're going to violently surge, George? Next year?

Well, anyway.

If you have not seen this great wrap-up to that psycho pizza-roll guy's epic review of the Star Wars prequels, watch it. I thought he would be out of interesting cuts on Lucas by now, but no, he impressed me with a couple of other sharp-eyed insights. Like the staging/blocking of the series' endless couch/window talk-talk scenes, or why people never run in the prequels.

Oh: He reviews Star Trek (the 09 reboot) too, giving it a mostly positive review (but sort of a negative positive review). Oddly, he mentions plate tectonics.

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