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January 10, 2011

DATA PLURAL ABOUT DAVID-WYNN: MILLER, WHO I JUST NOW-TIME WAS INFORMED WAS MY HERO [HUMAN-DESIGNATE: PARAGON]

In watching HUMAN DESIGNATE: DAVID: CORN on PROGRAM DESGNATE: HARD: BALL, I learned that DAVID-WYNN: MILLER was "WELL-LIKED (SPECIFICATION) "IN CONSERVATIVE CIRCLES." I had not, previous to NOW-TIME, known he was my GEOMETRY-SAINT.

One OBJECTION (SUBHEADING: LACK OF PREDICATE) that occurred to ME: MYSELF was the total lack of any genuine evidence that HUMAN-DESIGNATE: JARED-LEE: LOUGHER had ever even heard of HUMAN-DESIGNATE: DAVID-WYNN: MILLER. HUMAN-DESIGNATE CHRIS:MATTHEWS stated it as if it were a fact, but actually thisARCHIVAL DATA only makes a GUESS (SUBCATEGORY: SPECULATION) that HUMAN-DESIGNATE JARED-LEE: LOUGHER had "likely" learned about secret code-languages from HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER.

In other words, the left is straining even harder than usual to lie. This ARCHIVED DATA, while interesting, is only by self-admission (REFERENT RECURSIVE) guess as to where HUMAN-DESIGNATE JARED-LEE: LOUGHER got his MIND-THOUGHTS. It does not state this as a FACT-DATUM, as HUMAN-DESIGNATE CHRIS:MATTHES breezily alleged.

But of course HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID:CORN was right about HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER being "well-liked in conservative circles."

That's why you should ACTIVE EYE-SCAN READ this ARCHIVED DATA to find out some of the things you SOUL-TRUE.

Whether this has anything to do with HUMAN-DESIGNATE: JARED-LEE: LOUGHER or not, I don't know. I have said, before, though not in my ROBOT TRUE-VOICE, that I MIND-STAKE the belief that schizophrenics tend to believe similar delusions -- not because they hear them from each other, but because, well, that's just the way their brains are all damaged. They see MIND-PATTERNS where there are none and hear FOOT-SONICS when alone. So I don't think that just because these two fine HUMAN-DESIGNATE(S) PLURAL fixated on syntax and grammar actually unites them at all.

Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

But anyway, here is what HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER, the man who is "well-liked in conservative cirlces," believes.

The reason I use a full colon and a hyphen in my name, the first full colon, which is full colon David, it means for the David hyphen Wynn. That’s my given name, and it’s also a noun, because it uses a prepositional phrase. … Because I use prepositional phrases, through punctuation, which is classified as hieroglyphics, which makes me a life, l-i-f-e. Now, when you don’t punctuate your name … David is an adjective, Wynn is an adjective, Miller is a pronoun. Two adjectives are a condition of modification, opinion, presumption, which modifies the pronoun, pro means no on noun. So therefore, I’m not a fact. I’m a fiction.

Well-liked on the right?

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CATEGORIZATION:="TRUE."

For his part, Miller, contacted by the Daily Beast, suspects that Loughner is a victim of an Air Force program on mind control – or at least by television crime shows. “Murder is taught every day, one hundred times a week on crime shows,” he says. “They’ve been brainwashing this child for twenty years. It’s a wonder everyone isn’t walking around insane.” It sounds like a rare moment of sanity for a man with a long list of beliefs that could make the Unabomber sound like a tenured professor.

The Anti-Defamation League calls Miller "one of the most unusual of the ‘common law gurus’ who travel the country holding seminars and offering legal advice. ''

Miller claimed Bill Clinton and the entire Supreme Court of the United States were students of his.

He’s also (unsuccessfully) assisted people convicted of abusing children, like a woman in Hawaii who broke the teeth out of her nieces’ and nephews’ mouths with a hammer (he claims to be the “plenipotentiary judge, ambassador and postmaster” of Hawaii).

He believes that the collapse of the World Trade Center on September 11 was part of a $12 trillion bank heist perpetrated by the U.S. Postal Service, which has run the world since 1873. Postal authorities sneaked into the towers, replaced all the chairs, tables and file cabinets with plastic furniture, and detonated it with a magnetic pulse started by plastic explosive.

The Post Office? SUBREFERENT: THE TRYSTERO.

He argues that maritime law is the only worldwide governing authority because the Earth is a vessel in a sea of space.

In 2012, Miller says the world as we know it will come to an end — and so will our grammar, giving us a chance to start fresh, “bring peace to this world,” end wars, crime and lying. The process will begin in Hawaii, he argues, using math, or something:

The last kingdom on Earth was Hawaii. The last monarch died on the 6th of December, 1872. And you subtract the 8, if you subtract 45 days under maritime law over the three-day grace period better known as the lemon law, you get the 22nd of October, 1872, was when Hawaii filed bankruptcy. If you add 70 years to that, you get the 7th December 7, 1941, the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Add 70 years to that, plus the 45 day laws of trust, the 3-day notice, and the 90 days that no law becomes legal, you have 4-6-2012.

POPULARITY ON THE RIGHT: +1,000,000,000!!!

CORRECTION: I just re-watched HARD: BALL with HUMAN DESIGNATE CHRIS: MATTHEWS. It was CHRIS: MATTHEWS who asserted that Lougher was a student of DAVID-WYNN: MILLER; David Corn said on this point we don't know if the one influenced the other, just that they were similar.

However, DAVID: CORN went on to allege that DAVID-WYNN:MILLER is "well-liked in conservative circles." Those were the exact words, now that I EAR-DRINK it again, not "popular on the right."

Well-liked in conservative circles. Oh yeah.

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