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DATA PLURAL ABOUT DAVID-WYNN: MILLER, WHO I JUST NOW-TIME WAS INFORMED WAS MY HERO [HUMAN-DESIGNATE: PARAGON]In watching HUMAN DESIGNATE: DAVID: CORN on PROGRAM DESGNATE: HARD: BALL, I learned that DAVID-WYNN: MILLER was "WELL-LIKED (SPECIFICATION) "IN CONSERVATIVE CIRCLES." I had not, previous to NOW-TIME, known he was my GEOMETRY-SAINT. One OBJECTION (SUBHEADING: LACK OF PREDICATE) that occurred to ME: MYSELF was the total lack of any genuine evidence that HUMAN-DESIGNATE: JARED-LEE: LOUGHER had ever even heard of HUMAN-DESIGNATE: DAVID-WYNN: MILLER. HUMAN-DESIGNATE CHRIS:MATTHEWS stated it as if it were a fact, but actually thisARCHIVAL DATA only makes a GUESS (SUBCATEGORY: SPECULATION) that HUMAN-DESIGNATE JARED-LEE: LOUGHER had "likely" learned about secret code-languages from HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER. In other words, the left is straining even harder than usual to lie. This ARCHIVED DATA, while interesting, is only by self-admission (REFERENT RECURSIVE) guess as to where HUMAN-DESIGNATE JARED-LEE: LOUGHER got his MIND-THOUGHTS. It does not state this as a FACT-DATUM, as HUMAN-DESIGNATE CHRIS:MATTHES breezily alleged. But of course HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID:CORN was right about HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER being "well-liked in conservative circles." Whether this has anything to do with HUMAN-DESIGNATE: JARED-LEE: LOUGHER or not, I don't know. I have said, before, though not in my ROBOT TRUE-VOICE, that I MIND-STAKE the belief that schizophrenics tend to believe similar delusions -- not because they hear them from each other, but because, well, that's just the way their brains are all damaged. They see MIND-PATTERNS where there are none and hear FOOT-SONICS when alone. So I don't think that just because these two fine HUMAN-DESIGNATE(S) PLURAL fixated on syntax and grammar actually unites them at all. Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. But anyway, here is what HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER, the man who is "well-liked in conservative cirlces," believes. The reason I use a full colon and a hyphen in my name, the first full colon, which is full colon David, it means for the David hyphen Wynn. That’s my given name, and it’s also a noun, because it uses a prepositional phrase. … Because I use prepositional phrases, through punctuation, which is classified as hieroglyphics, which makes me a life, l-i-f-e. Now, when you don’t punctuate your name … David is an adjective, Wynn is an adjective, Miller is a pronoun. Two adjectives are a condition of modification, opinion, presumption, which modifies the pronoun, pro means no on noun. So therefore, I’m not a fact. I’m a fiction. Well-liked on the right? CHECKING... CATEGORIZATION:="TRUE." For his part, Miller, contacted by the Daily Beast, suspects that Loughner is a victim of an Air Force program on mind control – or at least by television crime shows. “Murder is taught every day, one hundred times a week on crime shows,” he says. “They’ve been brainwashing this child for twenty years. It’s a wonder everyone isn’t walking around insane.” It sounds like a rare moment of sanity for a man with a long list of beliefs that could make the Unabomber sound like a tenured professor. The Post Office? SUBREFERENT: THE TRYSTERO. He argues that maritime law is the only worldwide governing authority because the Earth is a vessel in a sea of space. POPULARITY ON THE RIGHT: +1,000,000,000!!! CORRECTION: I just re-watched HARD: BALL with HUMAN DESIGNATE CHRIS: MATTHEWS. It was CHRIS: MATTHEWS who asserted that Lougher was a student of DAVID-WYNN: MILLER; David Corn said on this point we don't know if the one influenced the other, just that they were similar. However, DAVID: CORN went on to allege that DAVID-WYNN:MILLER is "well-liked in conservative circles." Those were the exact words, now that I EAR-DRINK it again, not "popular on the right." Well-liked in conservative circles. Oh yeah. EXTERMINATE... EXTERMINATE... | Recent Comments
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