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Overnight Open ThreadHappy Thursday all. Barack Obama - The Self-Manufactured Black man He was born only half black, didn't grow up in a black family, and didn't really know any black people until he was nearly an adult, yet now he's considered the epitome of the successful American black man. This was not an accidental transformation. As an American boy growing up in Indonesia and Hawaii in the aftermath of the civil rights movement, Obama was in a confusing position. He looked black, but he didn’t know any blacks. He was descended from slave owners but not from slaves. Most disorientingly, Hawaii—where he was brought up by his white grandparents—lacked even those lingering remnants of racism, the exposure and expunging of which was, by the 1970s, the main preoccupation of the burgeoning establishment that had grown out of the civil rights movement. Where the average resident consumes 12.76 drinks per month. And remember - that's the average even after you include small children, the elderly, people in comas, Mormons, Muslims, and those awaiting liver transplants. Runner-up drinking towns were Fargo, San Francisco, Austin, and Reno. However, when Cooper pressed Nugent on whether Palin would make a good president, Nugent balked.If Karl Rove can get to the Nuge, are any of us really safe? Old Democrats, Young Republicans The average age of Republican House members in the new Congress convening today is 54.9, younger than the Republicans' average age in the previous Congress, 56.5. But the average age of House Democrats has risen, from 58 to 60.2.This is the largest party age gap ever recorded. I guess it's no surprise that Jerry Brown is governor again at age 72. Welcoming Our New Chinese Overlords The Chinese are 91.5 percent Han Chinese with a handful of other Asian groups making up a an 8.5 percent minority. And because their immigration laws are pretty tight, China isn’t going to get less Chinese any time soon. The 5 Star Cave Experience Each room is decked out in 5 star luxury, with warm hardwood flooring, spacious marble bathrooms, a Swedish jet and stream shower or Jacuzzi, handcrafted Mediterranean furniture and private patios overlooking the Turkish Mesa. Bell Labs in the 60's New Miracle Drug Could Help You Lose two Dress Sizes But for every breathless media story about a new miracle drug, there's another one like this (also from the Daily Mail) about previous miracle diet drugs that turned out to have been dangerous. How To Make Candy in Your Microwave An Average Day on a Porn Set After thirty enthralling minutes, which became 45 and then 60 (considerably less enthralling) minutes, I had an unlikely epiphany. "I never expected to say this," I told my friend as the actress gurgled on the actor's manhood, freshly withdrawn from her rectum, "but this is boring." Yahoo group. That is all. Tonight's post brought to you by the Duke: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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