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January 05, 2011

PETA: Hey, I've Got a Great New Way To Publicize Our Cause... Maybe I'm Crazy, But Have You Ever Considered Public Nudity?

This is pretty much PETA's go-to attention-whore. That, and Holocaust equivalencies.

At this point I'm pretty much eating more meat than necessary just because I don't want to have to pay for porn, and I know PETA will oblige me. They have taught me that I have to buy a mink boa in order to nut.

Since you're going to click on those pictures, let me spare you some time, and note that this is the only one where you can see (sorta) see anything.

A blurry orange side-boob cheetah-paint nipple, but that's enough for me.

Thanks, PETA!

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