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November 26, 2010

Presdential Presidential Metaphor of the Day Decade [Rajiv Vindaloo]

(Yes I can spell. I just can't see the damn screen.)

UPDATE: According to Li'l Bobby Gibbs it was an elbow to the face that did it. That would probably do more damage than a basketball.

Place your bets now as to how long it will take for some leftwing blogs to accuse the poor bastard that did this (who's probably one of Obama's best friends) of being a Republican plant and try to destroy the guy's life.

Original post below:

President Obama + Baseball Basketball = 12 stitches to lip.

That's all we know thus far.

(Thanks Mr. Dave (and 845 other people after him; geez, you guys are sticklers for facts and stuff) or actually reading the one-line article and correcting me. I'm in a greenhouse shopping for fake Christmas trees and woozy from the Benadryl.)


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