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November 22, 2010

Political Dolt of The Week (Abridged Version) [Journolist]

Wow, trying to accurately assay the Political Dolt of The Week was difficult. Even though the weekly “dolt” is rarely awarded outside of the Obama carnival, it still is a difficult contest to judge with such a vast number of democrats crowding the field.

AOSHQ is not in this to disappoint and we are always up for the heavy lifting . . . it’s in our cognition and gilded edged intellect, and on top if it all, we don’t “Bogart” our analysis. For we are givers. In fact here, take a hit. It’s OK, really . . . we’re writing this at the moment in Los Angeles, at our super secret Sunset Strip location . . . It’s all good.

And now on to the Dolt of the Week. Even though it's only Monday, the Dolts, so far, have been aplenty and after a quick virtual meeting, we decided to immediately announce the winner.

It was a toss-up between Attorney General Eric Holder and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano. The two are clearly in over their heads and just don’t realize it, yet - a veritable theme of Team Obama. If ignorance is bliss, Team Obama must have some very happy campers in its ranks.

OK, I’m getting thirsty and my Gin and Tonic is up . . . so if I told you the dolt of the week was none other than the insufferable ‘Big Sis’ Janet Napolitano, would you be surprised? Did the TSA frisks kinda give it away?

So let’s all give Big Sis a big hand as our weekly Dolt winner. Assume the position folks, and thanks for flying along with us.

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