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November 19, 2010

Man's Penis Freed From Metal Pipe With Industrial Grinder

Man's Penis Freed From Metal Pipe With Industrial Grinder

The hospital staff couldn't get the job done so they had to call in the fire department. Seven firefighters attended the call.

So, basically, imagine yourself lying in the hands of discreet medical professionals, being helped out of a tender and embarrassing situation. That's not so bad.

But then the most macho men on the planet pile into your hospital room to free your sad little joint with a large industrial grinder.

This scenario is just exactly like firefighters rescuing a kitten from a tree, but instead of a trembling helpless kitten, it's your dick, and instead of a tree, it's a fitting you bought at Home Depot that 'looked about right', and instead of a cheering crowd of onlookers, there's a tittering nurse and your red tear-streaked face staring at the wall in suicidal silence.

Happy ending:

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis,

Yeah, no shit.


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