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November 18, 2010

I Have Seen The Future, And It's a Pedo-Friendly Japanese Pop-Robot With Tranny HandsMonkey Vs. Tiger Cub

No, but really, they are making great strides in android technology, aren't they?

But seriously, those hands. Talk about meat-paddles.


And reader sent me this. Apparently at a zoo in Arkansas, the monkey picked the lock of the gate to the adjoining pen, which contained a tiger cub.

Alas, he didn't get photos of the monkey picking the lock.

But the monkey then went to say hi to the tiger cub, and adorableness ensued.

Except.. the monkey actually has an erection. Which you can see in the fourth picture.

Avoid that one if you don't like the implications of it all. The monkey picking a lock and then going over to wrestle with an underage tiger while sporting a hard-on, I mean.

Apart from that, it's cute.


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