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November 11, 2010

Obama Voter of the Day

He was arrested for burglarizing a home, during which arrest he attacked officers and attempted to bite them. He was eventually subdued with Tasers and batons.

Then it got weird.

. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse [cord] hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the [computer] mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.”

It's one thing to stick a mouse up your butt when you want to spend a pleasant evening at home drinking Schlitz and watching Degrassi Junior High. That I understand.

But it's another thing to stick a mouse up your butt when you're going out burgling.

Sure, I get how nice it is to have the comfort of a peripheral lodged inside you. But, like, time, place, and manner, dude.

You laugh but you've never had a
trackball on your prostate.

Thanks to Dr. Spank, via DPUD.

posted by Ace at 02:26 PM

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