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PacNW Electionapalooza: WA, OR, ID and AKUPDATE: ID, OR and WA polls now closed. AK polls open for two more hours. UPDATE II: Washington Senate Race At 9:09 PM (PST) Murray (D) 50.59% vs Rossi (R) 49.41% UPDATE III: Links to state results added below the fold. UPDATE IV: Polls now closed in Alaska UPDATE V: What Ace just said below (sorry I keep vanishing the thread...trying to add additional links and updates...and royally fucking up at it) UPDATE VI: Latest AK Senate results, fresh from the Baked Alaska oven: McAdams, Scott T. DEM 31827 24.81% And the WA Senate race tightens ever so slightly: Murray (D) 712,359 50.60% Not to worry though. Still plenty of time for King County election workers to find some extra Murray ballots behind filing cabinets, in desk drawers and up their asses in case Rossi should actually pull ahead. Some additional media links below...will get updates on the races still in play very soon. Send tips, updates, random musings etc. to xgenghisx (at) gmail (dot) com Updates, links etc. below the fold. Additional links and info. to be added throughout the evening. Special greetings to the Sub-Moron Meetup in Fremont tonight. What's the final headcount? Pics/video or it didn't happen. That includes what you plan to do to the Lenin statue later on this evening. *IMPORTANT NOTE: I'LL BE UPDATING THE POST AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. WHEN THAT HAPPENS THE COMMENTS VANISH UNTIL A NEW COMMENT IS MADE, SO DON'T WORRY...THEY HAVEN'T BEEN DISAPPEARED OR ANYTHING* UBERLINKS: As I'm trying to get the numbers up, here's some sources you might want to follow (be patient...the interwebz are constipated tonight) IDAHO Polls close at 8:00 p.m. local time (8 PM Pacific, 9 PM Mountain, 11 PM Eastern). State Election Links: Idaho Sec. of State's site: here Idaho election results (unofficial) by county, after polls close: here State/Local Media Links: Idaho Statesman Races: (Incumbent underlined) Senate: Crapo (R) vs. Sullivan (D) House: Idaho 01: Labrador (R) vs. Minnick (D) Idaho 02: Simpson (R) vs. Crawford (D) Governor: Otter (R) vs. Allred (D) OREGON Voting is by mail (and under certain circumstances by interwebz) and ballots must be received by 8:00 p.m. local time (11 PM Eastern). POSTMARKS DO NOT COUNT! According to election instructions you can, however, drop off your mail-in ballot at a county election office until 8:00 p.m. on election day. State Election Links: Oregon Sec. of State's office here And the latest unofficial results here State/Local Media Links: Portland Oregonian Races: (Incumbent underlined) Senate: Huffman (R) vs. Wyden (D) House: Oregon 01: Cornilles (R) vs. Wu (D) Oregon 02: Walden (R) vs. Segers (D) Oregon 03: Lopez (R) vs. Blumenauer (D) Oregon 04: Robinson (R) vs. DeFazio (D) Oregon 05: Bruun (R) vs. Schrader (D) Governor: Dudley (R) vs. Kitzhaber (D) WASHINGTON Polls close at 8:00 p.m. local time. (11 PM Eastern) State Election Links: Washington Sec. of State's site with election results here State/Local Media Links: Seattle Times Races: (Incumbent underlined) Senate: Rossi (R) vs. Murray (D) House: Washington 01: Watkins (R) vs. Inslee (D) Washington 02: Koster (R) vs. Larsen (D) Washington 03: Herrera (R) vs. Heck (D) Washington 04: Hastings (R) vs. Clough (D) Washington 05: Rodgers (R) vs. Romeyn (D) Washington 06: Cloud (R) vs. Dicks (D) Washington 07: McDermott (Asshole) unopposed Washington 08: Reichert (R) vs. DelBene (D) Washington 09: Muri (R) vs. Smith (D) ALASKA Polls close at 8:00 p.m. local time. (1 a.m. Eastern) State Election Links: Alaska Division of Elections sites here and here State/Local Media Links: Anchorage Daily News Races: (Incumbent underlined) Senate: Miller (R) vs. McAdams (D) vs. Meerkatski (WTF) House: Alaska 01: Young (R) vs. Crawford (D) Governor: Parnell (R) vs. Berkowitz (D) | Recent Comments
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