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Candace Kita Halloween Interview [dri]Resident hottie Candace Kita dropped by the palatial Ace of Spades HQ executive offices in Beverly Hills for a chat this week. Below is her enlightening interview. AoSHQ: Do you have any funny Halloween stories to share? Candace: Long before I was an actor, I was a professional clown named Blueberry Muffin. I actually paid my way through graduate school this way. The only day I felt normal driving in my car with blue hair and a blue face was Halloween. AoSHQ: That is too funny! What is your funniest clown story as Blueberry Muffin? Candace: Well, I don't know if it's my funniest, but one weekend I was doing a show out in Malibu. I was on a rather rural road and turned a corner. A man riding a bicycle was heading straight for my car. He was looking behind him at his two sons that were also riding bikes. He turned around and I saw that it was Mel Gibson. He was so shocked to see a blue clown driving a car he fell over into the ditch. I heard one of his sons say, "Get out of the road, Dad!" I was so shocked to see Mel Gibson that I didn't stop and kept going! Years go by, and I play opposite Mel in a show called "Complete Savages". I play his girlfriend, Misty. I told him the story and said, "Good thing I didn't hit you because then there would be no Braveheart." We both had a good laugh. UPDATE [Gabe]: There are some photos below that are NSFW in many workplaces. Be advised, if you have a Nazi IT or HR department or just mega-uptight coworkers. AoSHQ: What is your most memorable Halloween Party? Candace: Definitely parties at the Playboy Mansion. I've been invited to the Mansion's annual Halloween bash on several occasions and it is quite something. First off, the Mansion looks completely different as it is all decked out for Halloween. It looks like a haunted mansion with cobwebs, ghosts, and a fake cemetery in front. There is a full size haunted house. And of course, people have the best costumes! AoSHQ: What has been your favorite Halloween costume? Candace: Anything but a clown.
Candace: Well, just in time for Halloween, I've recently completed my first psychological thriller, Coffin, which stars Kevin Sorbo and Bruce Davidson. I learned that horror films shoot quite a bit at night. So I spent many nights yawning on location. Day became night and vice-versa. We were having Jumbo Jacks with cheese and fries at 3 in the morning. AoSHQ: You're currently in a commercial for Sprint that has a horror theme too. Can you tell us a little about it? Candace: Ha ha, yes, I am in a mini movie for Sprint for their Epic phone. It is called "Epic Scream". It is a spoof of all of the great horror classics. I think I screamed for 10 hours to shoot this commercial. The next day I couldn't speak, literally. I think it is pretty funny and you should watch it if you get the chance! AoSHQ: Ace of Spades HQ has been called "A smart military blog" and is known as a popular political site. Are those the reasons that you read the blog? Candace: No actually. I didn't even know it was a political site until long after I began frequenting the site. My favorite part of the blog is "Top Headlines" section. ArthurK, rdbrewer, gengis, etc etc post some of the craziest and most entertaining stories on the internet there. AoSHQ: What will you be doing this year for Halloween? Candace: I'm attending the Benchwarmer Halloween party in Hollywood. It will be fun to see all of the Benchwarmer models dressed up in costume! I am going dressed as a sexy pirate. Hope your readers approve...
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