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August 10, 2010

Rand Paul: I Did Not Have Aqua Buddha Relations With That Woman, The Chick From The Swim Team

Things candidates never want to have to say during a campaign, "I will categorically deny that I ever kidnapped anyone or forced anybody to use drugs,"

I never cared very much about Obama's college transcripts but if this is fair game for a Republican, then it seems college is fair game for everyone. And yes, kidnapping is far more serious than grades but there's no credible allegation here. There's an unnamed source, that's it. At this point it's a joke and deserves to be treated as such.

(I fixed the headline. I can't believe I forgot the Clinton quote)


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