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August 10, 2010

Sandra Bullock Re: Space-Invading Levi Johnston: "Get Him Away From Me"

She's not the sort who has a lot of sympathy for women-abusing men.

All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra," an award show insider tells me. "He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'Get him away from me.'"

Levi, who clearly has no idea just how smart Sandra actually is, was seen making several futile attempts to catch her eye, all of which failed. Once he realized Sandra was out of his league, Levi was seen approaching at least three other female celebrities who also all refused to have their pictures taken with the fame-obsessed Alaskan.

"Levi's 15 minutes are definitely up but it seems no one has told him that yet," a Hollywood manager tells me. "After what he did to Bristol recently he has gone from being a bad joke to just a bad guy. No one wants to be seen hanging out with him, and leaving everyone to scratch their heads asking how he actually got invited to [the Teen Choice Awards] to begin with."

Hmmm... Hollywood has decided he's a "bad guy"?

You know who this benefits? Andrew Sullivan.

Coming Soon: The Levi Johnston Gay Porn Video.

Via Gabriel again.


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