Excitable Andi: My Work Here is Done

Ok, I got a paycheck, dangling it here in front of anybody who wants this action, that says "Andrew Sullivan of the Extreme Vaginal Heartache" is sooo not done with the Trig Conspiracy.

Takers? Line up over there. By the water fountain.. no pushing.

This one is couched in the beautiful terms of "a reader writes". (This link goes to the Atlantic, if anybooger wants to send me an alternative, the lines are open).

The reader:

While it is certain that her tale is not credible, it is not just the wild ride aspect of the story that raises eyebrows; this has to be taken in the context of all the other things that don't add up about her story. The lack of a pregnant physique, and then the impossibly-morphing body shapes. The fact that no one knew. The timing of the announcement. The odd story of the too-early amniocentesis. The disappearance of Bristol, her pregnant appearance and substantiated claims that she was pregnant in 2007. The lack of any documentation whatsoever of the birth. The changing details...

St. Andrew responds, "I think this series of facts is telling. It's what has dragged me back into this again and again. But without any hard evidence, I do think we have reached an impasse here".

Really? Are we here now?

NOW?

I can't steal it all.. here, I'll add some Dave adjustments (mine completely):

the.. the absence of people moving around the streets.. the tunnels.. my God, what did those mean? Miles of tracks laid under these vast cities.. and the incredible weight of the stones. Who could have moved these to their peaks in the desert? How did they get there? And what about the faces on Easter Island? Those vaginas are not indiginous to the westward shores. Makemake does not roll that way. How did these pyramids come to be? Who's got a spare drink ticket?

The kind hearted-reader wonders, "why would you pick on a lunatic so?" (or keep boring me with this crap?).

The answer is directed toward The Atlantic, who apparently needs the hits.

tip via DrewRinoM

posted by Dave In Texas at 05:21 PM

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