"Tickle Me Eric" Massa: Dick Cheney Has Launched a Treasonous Plot to Put America Under Military Rule

That's how he reads it.

Everyone else reads it as a claim that Cheney attempted to recruit David Petraeus for the 2012 election.

Note that's not established at all; we only have Tickle Monster's word for it.

But even if it were true -- um, and? You know who else wants Petraeus running in 2012? (thumbs splayed to self) This guy!

And a lot of guys.

Check out how disgraced pseudopederast obese joyboy Massa characterizes this:

Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) tells Esquire that four retired generals had informed him that General David Petraeus "had met twice in secret with former vice president Dick Cheney. In those meetings, the generals said, Cheney had attempted to recruit Petraeus to run for president as a Republican in 2012."

"The generals had told him, and Massa had agreed, that if someone didn't act immediately to reveal this plot, American constitutional democracy itself was at risk."

Said Massa: "General David Petraeus, a commander with soldiers deployed in two theaters of war, has had multiple meetings with Dick Cheney, the former vice-president of the United States, to discuss Petraeus's candidacy for the Republican nomination for the presidency. And in fact, that's more than a constitutional crisis. That's treason."

You know what's also treason, according to Eric Massa? The fact that the cabana boy can wear a thong that tight! Massa's got a constitutional crisis in his pants, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

posted by Ace at 09:35 PM

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