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May 19, 2010

Overnight Open Thread

Good evening and happy Hump Day all.

The Porn Parody of the Batman Show

This is the SFW trailer for BATMAN XXX: a Porn Parody, a porny version of the 60's TV show. Amazingly the production values are pretty good and it really captures the look of the original show. Plus it seems like a funner movie than some of the more recent Batman incarnations. Maybe they should just cut the naughty parts and release a PG version.


Wachowski BrothersSiblings To Make 'Brokeback Abu Ghraib'
Because apparently what the world needs is a movie about a gay love affair between a US soldier and an Iraqi. Oh and it takes place 100 years in the future with flashbacks to gay sex now. And it has Jesse Ventura in a Battlefield Earth getup. If this gets made, I'm sensing a $100 million dollar+ Ishtar-like debacle in the making.

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A Guide To The Best and Worst SNL Movies
Well they pretty much hated all of them except for "Wayne's World" and "The Blues Brothers". But I actually kinda liked "Stuart Saves His Family" and "A Night at the Roxbury". Mostly because my expectations were near zero and they actually had some funny scenes. MacGruber looks like it's going to be one of the bad ones so I'll wait until comes to cable.

Spice Up Your Boring Garage
With some garage wallpaper.

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How many songs must an artist sell to make minimum wage: An Infographic
To make just $1160 a month, they must sell:
143 self-pressed CDs
3871 retail CDs
12,399 iTunes MP3s
1,546,667 plays on last.fm

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This is the police - we traced the IP address...

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"Balloon Boy" Family Get Their Balloon Back
The whole hoax ended costing Richard Heene 90 days in jail, his wife 10 weekends of community service, and $36,000 in fines. And yes he measured the balloon to make sure authorities didn't pull a switcheroo on him.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

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