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May 13, 2010

Pec Implant FAIL

Minor content warning on this, as, while I don't think this guy meant to present himself as a transsexual, that's what he's wound up doing.

I think the guy is a bodybuilder. And he wanted really big pecs. So he got some really big silicone pec implants, figuring they'd make him look strong.

He thought, I think, they'd look like muscles.

They don't. They look like knockers.

And nothing says Tough Guy like a swaying, undulating he-rack. Nothing says "I could crush you like a grape" like pendulous mosoms.

Biggest douche ever? Certainly he's made it to the Sweet Sixteen.

Thanks to Dr. Spank, who cautions it's a once-you've-seen-you-cannot-unsee thing.

More Silly: AT-AT bunk bed.

Via Starchambermaid.

Synthol? Commenters say this probably isn't an implant, but an injectable oil called synthol, which temporarily bulks up whatever part of the body it's shot into. Of course, it's not muscle, just liquid under your skin.

Never heard of it, myself. Learn something new every day (unless you're cautious about it, like I am).

Here's some synthol freaks.

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posted by Ace at 05:17 PM

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