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May 12, 2010

Mark Sanford: I Love My Girlfriend So Much, I Just Wish She Could Get Along With My Wife

Eh, that's an old joke by... uh.. Dom Irrera, I think?

But Mark "Hot Lips" Sanford has communed with God, atoned for his previous sins, and prioritized what's really important in life.

And what's important is nookie.

“As a matter of record, everybody in this room knows exactly who I was with over the weekend,” Sanford said, referring to the rendezvous.
“That is no mystery to anybody given what I said last summer,” he said. “And, you know, the purpose was obviously to see if something could be restarted on that front, given the rather enormous geographic gulf between us. And time will tell. I don't know if it will or won't.”

Charo just emailed me to say "Coochie-Coochie!"

posted by Ace at 04:47 PM

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