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May 08, 2010

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A devastating knife attack. This is how you do it.

Heed the Master.

Impressive, yes?

Note the intricate footwork and exquisite control. Marvel at the panther-like speed with which he eliminates his targets.

Admire the way it looks like he very nearly cut himself at around :30, and then flails at the target in fits of spastic rage.

Best part? This guy teaches a class on this shit. Yes. To people who are paying him to learn it.
Here, let's lift his entire syllabus right now:

Lesson One: Assume a relaxed pose, perhaps behind a tree or bush.
Lesson Two: Suddenly charge. It's especially effective if you run like your legs don't like each other.
Lesson Three: Hopefully get your head blown off before you actually harm another person.

The youtube comments are priceless and should not be missed.

While you check them out I'll be here...just hangin' out.

UPDATE: I'm being told in comments that this guy is probably not teaching a course on how to commit sudden unprovoked attacks, but simply demonstrating how quickly a determined attacker can get to you.

Okay, that makes way more sense. I guess I saw this thing going viral today and didn't want to miss out on that New Video smell.

I apologize for my unkind remarks about this fellow's intentions and general mental health.

Now that that unpleasantness is behind us, let's all make fun of his shorts.

Many thanks to Mesablue.


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