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April 26, 2010

Science: New Wonder Drug for Men Enhances "Staying Power"

If I've been thinking about it all day, technically it's not "pre-mature"*

The drug, taken one to three hours before sex, is shown to make men last three times as long.

That's up to three whole minutes fellas. Can I get a witness?

The story says just right out, in your face, that as many as one in three men suffer from "arriving at the station before the train's ready to leave". I don't have any numbers to back this up, but I'll bet the other two are likely IT types or accountants.

Not yet approved for use in the US. I guess it will be at some point, and when it is, well, I predict dire consequences and general mayhem.

*I don't know who to credit for that joke, but I like it.

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