Obama Admits He Has Some Shortcomings

It's not quite "I'm too dedicated too my work and too detail-oriented," but it'll do:

Asked about his shortcomings, Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

You know the only way he can correct that single defect, right? You got it: More speeches, more professorial condescension, and more urging his supporters to "get in the faces" of those who don't fully appreciate how awesome Captain Wonderful is.

It hardly needs stating at this point that this is the only flaw a liberal will ever confess: An inability to properly deliver his message. Not the policy itself; just a lack of crafty messaging. (The GOP, on the other hand, succeeds not because its policies are popular or good, but only because of savvy (hate-filled, racial-code-worded) messaging.)

A liberal's only flaw is an inability to toggle down their brainpower to the level of the common man in order to engage him in the grunt-filled, primitive proto-language he's capable of comprehending.

Thanks to Slublog and the cobloggers.

posted by Ace at 05:36 PM

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