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February 23, 2010

Puppet cleavage pics nixed in Colorado ad campaign

I'm fairly outraged by this. Madison Avenue has been using real human cleavage to sell Americans stuff ever since there have been ad agencies.

There will be no puppet cleavage shown on advertising posters in Colorado Springs bus shelters.

Lamar Advertising rejected posters for a touring production of the Broadway show "Avenue Q" because they show the cleavage of a fuzzy pink puppet.

So instead of that kinda hot puppet rack on Lucy, we get psycho-puppet with teh crazy eyes that looks like he's ready to rip your heart out of your chest and eat it while its still beating. Scary psycho killer male puppets are somehow more wholesome than a Rubenesque female puppet flashing no more cleavage than human actors on TV commercials?

Seriously, what kind of deranged looking glass have we gone through? This is whacked. Its crazed. Its so far off the WTF?!?!? scale I can't even tell where the zero point origin is anymore. I'm going to have to drop ten hits of blotter to try and figure out where the headspace of these uber-Puritanical ass-clowns is.



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