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February 03, 2010

Tomorrow: Senator Scott Brown to be Sworn In

Delays over.

I never did get to properly dip in the comfort of my own home, reporting the magic moment as it happened. I could only do it stealthily in a back-stage bathroom, as if it were something shameful or something.

Just to let you know: DrewM. pussied out. "I thought it was a joke," he told me.*

Yeah. Right. RINO.

Dan Collins of POWIP didn't pussy out.

He's tearing Andrew Sullivan a fresh one today, too.


* He did give me a very odd look... He really did think it was "just a joke." He thought I was pretty freakin' weird to have done it.

Well, look: As I explained to people-- It's an anecdote, isn't it? Very few people will be able to tell that anecdote, now will they?

Let's say one day I'm in the woods in the Pacific Northwest taking a tinkle on a shrub and a female Sasquatch walks by in that curiously exaggerated arm-swinging manner of locomotion they have and offers to give me a hand-jay.

Now, I don't really want the hand-jay.

But... come on, it's a female Sasquatch. I have to. "Wanting" has nothing to do with it.



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