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February 02, 2010

SOTU - the long awaited T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII review

As always, Mr. Van Voorhees has captured the "essence" of the moment from the conservative perspective like no mere mortal can.

...Mr. Obama proved himself heir apparent to the Wizard of Altamont. Coiling, menacing, prowling, pouting, our Jumpin' Jack Flash-in-Chief worked the majority side of the hall into a frenzy, like some beautiful petulant electric cobra panther in a Brooks Brothers 3-button suit. And when he unleashed his climactic campaign finance j'accuse at his Republican foes and the assembled Supreme Court, I was fully hoping a House member would lung through and beat Justice Alito senseless with a tire iron....
In other news, VDH has a somewhat less optimistic outlook on the Obama presidency ascendancy.
...So after a mere year, Obama has crashed and plummeted lower than any first year administration in polling history. His “let me be perfectly clear” and “make no mistake about it” are the equivalent now of the serial teenage filler “Ya know.”...
And curiously, the presentdent has warmed up to nukes for the future. Nuclear weapons, that is.


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