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January 30, 2010

Elmore "Rip" Torn, Bank Ninja

Slow Saturday night. Man I miss making dumb football picks.

Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn was arrested Friday night for allegedly breaking into a Main Street bank intoxicated, armed with a loaded revolver.

Highly intoxicated, according to the story.

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Police have declined to specify how Torn allegedly entered the bank. The small bank appeared untouched in the front and on its left and right sides, however one window near the back porch of the bank had a board sitting in front of it. A screen resting adjacent to the window was also torn.

That's pretty much all a ninja needs, a bottle of Jim Beam and a board.

andylevy via Twitter. Andy, to his friends. Mr. Levy to me.


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