Outrageous Outrage: Scott Brown's Wife Made a Music Video for a Boston-Based Band in the Eighties, In Which She Wore a (Please Sit Down) Bikini

Oh no! No no no! I can't bear the sight of this lascivious female flesh!

Little Miss Attila wonders why it's only the socially-liberal libertine HuffPo and DU that are getting the vapors over the sight of a woman's filthy ankles:

So. Whassup?—Democratic optimism about hoping to see a promising politician who’s nominally on the other side go down in flames? Or rank stereotyping about anyone even vaguely related to the Republican party being a hardcore SoCon?

I’m thinking a bit of both, but Treacher’s right: this is pretty freakin’ funny. I didn’t read more than a few comments at HuffPo, but I like the ones who are genuinely angry that there are a few physically attractive Republicans out there, like Brown, Romney and Palin. I wonder if these are the same people who were pissed off about Rush Limbaugh being severely overweight in the 1990s. Or who loved to make fun of the way Katherine Harris (mis) applied her makeup back in the day. Or Newt Gingrich’s less-than-photogenic appearance.

Also making the rounds is this photo of Brown and his hot daughters, in, presumably, his $10,000.01-$20,000.00 Aruba time-share.

My friend Boston Irish sent this to me with the heading "I guess I voted the right way."

But it's making the rounds on the left, and they're just shocked, shocked to see girl-parts on display.

So, just so we all understand the dimensions of this scandal:

Scott Brown posed semi-nude as a law student. For money. Like a whore.

His wife walked around in a bikini for a local Boston band in the 80s. Like a whore.

His daughters wear bikinis on holiday in the Caribbean. (And are available.) Like whores.

How ya like them apples, wingnuts?

Are you not scandalized?

Filthy whore-mongers.

posted by Ace at 09:40 AM

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