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January 19, 2010

I Told You Ninnies He Was Going to Win

Totally wrong on the 11 point margin of victory, of course, but, as St. Augustine said, "Fuck you for noticing."

So fucking psyched.

You know, in a crazy way, this helps the Democrats and Obama. It forces them back to a more moderate path, and takes the scared shitless factor out of 2010; the public can now breathe a sigh of relief that the craziest shit these assholes think of won't get passed.

And that is politically problematic, for us. Cap and Trade? Dead. Card Check? Dead.

Health Care? Well, yeah: Dead.

A few more catastrophic defeats like this and it might be safe to elect Democrats again.

Anyway, always trust my damn hunches. I predicted the 2004 Red Sox sweep of the World Series before the season even began, for crying out loud.

Oh: And of course we know the media's story for tomorrow: Brown didn't really run as a Republican, so, like, this doesn't mean anything, or something.

Um: Except for his party ID as "Republican" and the sixty-three gajillion Coakley commercials calling him a Republican. And his vow to join the Republicans in filibustering ObamaCare (now dead letter), and his support of across the board tax cuts, and his desire to treat terrorists in a rather GOPish manner.

Yeah. They'll try. They won't mean it, and they won't really believe it. But they have to do it.

Because they're stupid, and they can only do what they must do.


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