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January 17, 2010

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday and Sunday evening as well. Welcome all nocturnal morons and moronettes.

Space Orbiter For Sale Real Cheap. Now comes with free engines!!
Now just $28 million each. And the engines are included for free. Better order now. Operators are standing by.*


*Use caution when flying in cold weather. Also avoid hitting foam at supersonic speeds. Refer to user manual for other safety instructions.

Dwight David Honeycutt is Running for the Conway School Board
He doesn't want your respect - just your vote. And who doesn't love crossbows, ATVs, birds of prey, and America. That's enough to make you overlook the incarceration and the uh, other stuff. It's a damn shame other politicians aren't this honest. [NSFW warning due to language and implied cruelty to bald eagles]

CA Tire Inflation Nazis
New regulation will make checking your tire pressures mandatory for any car servicing. If you refuse, you can be fined $1000 and sentenced up to 6 months in prison! And no you are not authorized to check it yourself - it has to be done by a professional. And yes, you will have to pay for it.

More celebrities - Then and Now


The World's Smallest Running V-8
Yep it's a 1/6th scale Chevrolet 327 cu in V8 based on a 1964 365 hp Corvette motor. And it runs. This is why I would love to have a CNC milling machone one day. Thankls to TimB52.

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6 [338 comments] 'hostaet Five'
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9 [273 comments] 'Dang Straights'
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Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [127 names] 'logprof' [17.83 unique names/day]
2 [93 names] '18-1'
3 [64 names] 'Rewrite!'
4 [61 names] 'Mallamutt'
5 [42 names] 'Martha Coakley'
6 [34 names] 'Blazer'
7 [32 names] 'runningrn'
8 [32 names] 'Y-not'
9 [32 names] 'kbdabear'
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