Coakley cracks down on hardened MA criminals

Oh, did I say ordinary run of the mill hardened criminals? Sorry, I meant to say criminally insane mass murdering Dr. Evil type super villain Garden Clubs.

Attorney General Martha Coakley’s crackdown on Bay State gardening clubs for failing to file financial disclosure forms has left some green thumbs fearing arrest - and many sore at the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate.

Linda Jean Smith, president of the Garden Club Federation of Massachusetts, has been besieged with calls from frightened, angry members after a prickly Jan. 4 letter from Coakley’s office declared many of them were breaking the law for failing to file their financial records for the past four years...

...The local clubs quietly maintain traffic islands, town halls, libraries and veterans’ hospitals across the state. Most take in about $5,000 to $10,000 a year in annual dues and plant sales, Smith said...

These SCORCHING HOTBEDS of underground illegal economic Galtism clearly need to be crushed before the problem grows out of control. Heaven forbid someone sell an untaxed Petunia or Fern in the People's Republic. Its our patriotic duty to see these vile horticultural bourgeoisie traitors to the revolution rooted out and SEVERELY PUNISHED comrades. This counter-revolutionary independent volunteerism is a cancer eating away that threatens the very authority of the state itself.

H/T Jules

posted by Purp at 12:21 PM

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