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January 07, 2010

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good job everyone signing up for the Yahoo AoSHQ group. It's now up to 145 members and there are already quite a few moronette and pet photos posted. And so far Vegas is the number one choice in the Aceapalooza poll followed by Kansas City, MO and the dumpster on Hwy 61.

Also Shannon mentions a potential Seattle Moron Meetup based around a KTTH 770AM listener / Michael Medved book event on Jan 19 at 6pm:
Location: Salty's at Redondo Beach
Reservations: required & limited, call Salty's at 253.946.0636
Tickets: $25 and $45 (appetizers and a free drink included, $45 includes the book)
If there's interest, we'll declare it an official Meetup.

Flip Wilson and Michael Jackson do a Little Math Humor
Okay Flip Wilson was a little before my time but I do barely remember people repeating some of his catch phrases.

The Oldest Naval Ship Still in Service
It's the salvage ship VMF Kommuna which entered service in the Czar's navy back in 1915 and still being used by the Russian navy.


Bank Thieves Foiled by GPS-Spiked Cash
Important crime tip - forget about the dye bomb and start using a foil-lined money bag.


Ray Stevens, master of the novelty song, has a new song out
And apparently he is not a a Democrat. (thanks to Lone Marauder)

Safety Tip: Do Not Insert Your Penis Into a Steel Pipe
Unless you want to meet a group of snickering firefighters with an angle grinder.

Plain English Campaign Tries to Simplify Coffee Ordering
To paraphrase an old Dennis Leary routine why the eff can't I just order a large cup of coffee-flavored coffee?!

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