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January 07, 2010

Howard Stern Sidekick Artie Lang in Bloody Suicide Attempt

Hard core:

Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges.

Stabbing himself? Jeeze Louise.

In related news, Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling just got a boner.

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