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December 25, 2009
Not a Christmas Miracle, Exactly, But Poignant and Heartwarming: Group of Eight Thugs Tries to Drag Woman Off Subway Until She Gets All Bitchy and/or Stabby About It (But Mostly Stabby)
Knives don't kill people, sexually-assaulted women kill people:
Several thugs tried to drag a woman off a Queens subway train Thursday night, but she fought back and fatally stabbed one of her tormenters before fleeing on another train, police said.
The large group of men - perhaps as many as eight - surrounded the woman outside a chicken restaurant above the 21st St.-Queensbridge station about 9 p.m., police and a witness said.
The harassment, which may have included unwanted sexual advances toward the woman and grabbing...
"May have."
... continued as she entered the subway station.
The woman broke free from the men and frantically ran down to the platform and hopped on an F train, with the thugs right behind.
"They tried to physically drag her off the train, but she fights back," one cop said.
The struggle continued as the group pulled her off the train and dragged her up the stairs to the mezzanine level.
At one point, the woman stabbed one of her attackers - identified by family as Thomas Winston, 29 - multiple times in the chest.
There's a special place in Hell for wannabe thugs killed by a girl.
The article doesn't say if she got the knife off one of her assailants or was carrying it. If she just stripped the weapon off these guys... Dudes.
Go find some kind of crime you're good at. Crimes against persons are obviously not your bag. Try assaulting some inanimate objects and then maybe you won't get your bitch-ass stabbed to death.