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December 22, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening morons and welcome to C-Day-3.

Getting Started With Twitter
Okay you've been hearing from the kids about this new-fangled thing called twitter and don't know what the heck it was or why would you even want to use it. Well this guide explains it all and walks you through getting started in a gentle, painless way. And afterwards you'll be able to now tweet about chasing kids off the lawn. And your bowel movements.

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Spot The Meme!
Okay I think it helps to spend a lot of time on fark and 4chan.

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Norwegian helicopter Induces a Rock Fall beside a Fjord
On purpose.

Celebrities Without Makeup - Not a Pretty Sight
You know - if Jennifer Garner weren't famous, she'd fit right in with the Mini-Mart night crew.

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Balloon Boy Parents Hit With $42,000 Bill

Is the entire Afghan National Army stoned?
Nope, just 80% of them.

How to Suck All the Joy out of Decorating Christmas Trees
Tree skirts?

Tragic Shortage of Ugly Holiday Sweaters Threaten to Ruin Several Ironic Parties
Hipsters hardest hit.

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