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December 22, 2009

Bastards: McConnell Agrees to Earlier Christmas Eve Vote So He Can Go Back Home

He could have held it up 11 more hours.

Instead he caves. To go home early for Christmas.

Dude, people miss Christmas, you know. Not to play the troops card. But okay, what about the troops?

And millions of other Americans miss Christmas with the family, or have a later Christmas, because it's their job to miss it.

And you can't?

Not even once?

Senator McConnell, how many times have you missed a home-for-the-holidays Christmas? I bet we are talking an extremely low number here, and not for years and years and years.

You should get your ass to work for the same reason 7-11 employees work on Christmas. Because it's your job to do so, asshole.

Comment... Oh look, "Mitch McConnell" is in the comments. Just one of the many celebrities we get here.

This bill is the most worstest bill ever in the history of mankind. And I'll fight right up until 3pm eastern to defeat it. Then I'll go home and drink egg nog. Then come back the next day and complain a little more. If I don't have gas.

Indeed. I will fight for the preservation of the American Way right up until the point it interferes with my travel plans.



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