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December 16, 2009

Gee That's a Real Nice Air Force Base You Got There Senator Nelson

Be a darn shame if somethin happened to it.

Offutt Air Force Base employs some 10,000 military and federal employees in Southeastern Nebraska. As our source put it, this is a "naked effort by Rahm Emanuel and the White House to extort Nelson's vote." They are "threatening to close a base vital to national security for what?" asked the Senate staffer.


Uhm, for Obama. That's what.


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posted by Dave In Texas at 05:57 PM

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