Dick Dale and the Del Tones Play "Miserlou", 1963
Just cause I love the song. Dick Dale pretty much invented surf rock back in 1961. And in 1963 he adapted the Greek folk tune "Miserlou" in response to a boy who challenged him to play a complete song on one string. Despite fighting off cancer a few times, Dick is still around and still playing. Here he is playing in 2008.
8 Things Every Guy Secretly Wishes His Girlfriend Would Do
And based on their comments it seems like many of the moronettes are already doing some of these. So maybe we should start wishing for post-video game rubdowns and sammiches too.