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December 09, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Happy hump day M&Ms! 3078 And now 1040! Let the healing and meta-commentary begin.

The 2010 German Farm Girl Calendar is Here!
So the Association of Young Bavarian Farmers is trying to make farming sexy again. And yes it does make you want to buy a milch cow and settle down on the farm. I believe you can order the calendar here.

The Klingon Version of Hamlet
Sadly in this version the hero, King Claudius, is betrayed and killed at the end by his honor-less human of a nephew.

"The Pill" for Men?
They've been working on this for years but the problem is that libido and fertility are tightly coupled for men. So no fertility = no sex drive = no sale to men.

The Original LOL Cat?
From the March 1929 issue of Parents’ Magazine, page 73.

The Biggest Holes On Earth

Sea Mammal Watch: We must close the sea lion gap!

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