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December 08, 2009

Meet The Candidates- CA 51

Nick Popaditch, the 'Cigar Marine', is running to represent CA District 51, a very very blue part of a blue state.

Good lookin' guy. I'm just sayin'. Don't really care, just noting it out loud.
He looks good.

Video below the fold.



Moments of interest:

He starts talking about the campaign at 1:28.

At 2:55 we get to see what's behind his totally badass eyepatch. Gives his handsome face an air of mysterious menace, don't you think?

At 3:30 a flush of warmth prompted me to remove my sweater.

At 3:40 I started imagining myself curled around him like an alien facehugger.

At 4:12 I experienced a spontaneous shuddering climax of a violence heretofore unknown to me and which will be referred to hence as Marine One.

Thanks to Peaches.

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