If you're just joining us after the weekend, there were several big stories while you were out enjoying life:
(1) Max Baucus Was Discovered to Have Recommended His Mistress for a U.S. Attorney Spot
(2) The UK's Met Office Announced a Moratorium on Global Warming Alarmism and Was Promptly Overruled By 10 Downing Street
(3) The Obama Administration Didn't Know What it Had Ordered General McChrystal to Do in Afghanistan
(4) A Death Panel in California Halted Mammogram Subsidies for Women Younger Than 50 to Save Money