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Good Morning Morons, Moronettes, disheveled lunkheads, chromosomally-enhanced dorkwads, and attorneys.
Welcome to FuckitAll Friday.
Thanks to Patty Ann.
After the last fundraiser, AndrewsDad emailed me with the preposterous notion of talking Ace into offering AOSHQ swag here on the site.
Well, we don't have any AOSHQ swag. There was a small T-shirt sale a few years back. It was a successful venture, if by 'success' you mean that six people bought shirts and Ace ended up with $14.06 and three dozen very snazzy carwash rags.
So, okay! Let's do it again! Maybe. We have yet to confront Ace with the idea. I guess it depends on what happens here today.
This will be even funner if you mutants come up with the images and slogans you'd like to see on an AOSHQ mug or tee or whatever.
Friday Photoshop + slogan contest for Ace of Spades HQ swag.
Let me know if you need me to post any graphics for you to use.
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