You Know It's Thanksgiving When You Start Hearing Christmas Songs

Started off by Secundus, with some suggestions by Hutch, and then finally written into the whole song by GrimJack.

The 12 Days Of Obamas (pronounced like Christmas at the end, you see -- Oba-Mass).

On the First day of Obamas my true lord gave to me, a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Second Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, two car companies and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Third Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, three options for Afghanistan, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the fourth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Fifth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Sixth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Seventh Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Eighth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Nineth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Tenth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Eleventh Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, eleven months of rule, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Twelfth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, twelve teleprompters, eleven months of rule, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

posted by Ace at 06:51 PM

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