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November 24, 2009

Authorities....Kentucky Census Worker Killed Himself

Leftwing bloggers who wanted to blame Glenn Beck, Tea Party attendees and conservatives in general hit hardest.

A Kentucky Census worker found hanging from a tree with the word "fed" written on his chest killed himself and staged his death to look like a murder, authorities said Tuesday.

...Sparkman had recently taken out two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide, police said.

The letters scrawled on his chest had been written from the bottom up, police told a news conference Tuesday. His DNA was the only DNA found at the scene, they said.

First and foremost, this is a personal tragedy and we shouldn't forget that.
Nor should we forget idiots who jumped to some crazy conclusions in an attempt to blame a personal tragedy on their insatiable need to demonize their political opponents.

I'm sure there will be a flood of corrections and appologies coming from the sinestrosphere any minute. Any. Minute.

Nah, I'm just kidding. They'll pretend it never happened or better yet they knew it all along and this is just a rightwing attempt to smear them. The poor dears are always correct and the victims.

Fearless prediction...some lefty will say, "The anti-government feelings stirred up by Beck, Bachman, Limbaugh and the rest drove this guy to hate himself so much for working for the government he took his own life.

Via @andylevy


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