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November 18, 2009

Hump Day Dumb Day

Important world news for you this lovely morning:

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house.

In other news, Muscovite kebab houses buy meat from filthy street bums. Dear sweet Jesus.


I got the wishbone!


Look; next time you're in town, order the noodles. Take that advice from a hunchback who loves you, darling Morons.


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