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November 14, 2009

Newsweek Combines Palin Derangement Syndrome and Inexcusable Ignorance of One of the Most Beloved Musicals of All Time, Earning My Everlasting Hate

In its cover story this week, "How do you solve a problem like Sarah?", the ailing opinion mag Newsweek tries to convince its three readers that Sarah Palin is "bad news for the GOP—and for everyone else."

The editors' attempt at a witty headline is the subject of this weekend's short, but must-read post, which I will now translate into language you guys are more familiar with:

Dear Newsweek,

Maria was the hero of that musical. And she proved the scrunts who called her a "problem" way, way wrong.

Fuckwits.

Hating you,
-Gabe

Click over and read David Kopel's more polite and thorough response.


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posted by Gabriel Malor at 06:08 PM

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